Fire snake
Dec 21, 2120
Interface documentary broadcast
Transcript
BRISWALD: (peering into camera) Is this thing on? Hello! Hello!
BRISWALD: Ah, splendid. Hello, and a hearty welcome to all our Earth fans! I am Captain Briswald, of course, and here is my stalwart second, Fitzmurdle. Say hello, Fitzy!
FITZMURDLE: Hello.
BRISWALD: We're about to lower Fitzmurdle into the depths of this sinkhole, in pursuit of our latest target: the fire snake. This serpent is known for its much sought-after skin, used to make the finest garments this side of Orion. It's also known for its foul temper and slow-acting poison, which can fell a Yridian yak. Luckily for us, Fitzmurdle seems to be immune! Don't you, Fitz?
FITZMURDLE: Apparently.
BRISWALD: And just in case, we have an antidote around here... …somewhere.
BRISWALD: Here he goes! I remain above, to protect our gear from any passing marauders. The key to our success is dividing tasks based on our skill sets! That's why --
(Large snake appears next to Briswald.)
BRISWALD: On second thought, I think I'd better go and give him a hand. Hang on, Fitzo!
Other mentions: Neelix’s friend likened these snakes to the mean and murderous Kolaati traders in 2373 (VOY).
